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Silly Fish Humor from KNTH AM1070. For the lighter side of life And For The Little Ones
Hint: Highlight the area to the right of the question to reveal the answer. 1. Where do fish keep their money? Answer: In the river bank 2. What kind of money do fish make? Answer: Net profits 3. What country do fish want to live in? Answer:
4. What fish is most valuable? Answer: Goldfish 5. Where do shellfish go to borrow money ? To the prawn broker ! 6. How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything ! 7. What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather 8. Just plain to lame to print! 9. Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon ! 10. What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ? He got lockjaw ! 11. Where do fish wash ? In a river basin ! 12. Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide ! 13. Where do little fishes go every morning ? To plaice school ! 14. What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike ! 15. What do you get from a bad-tempered shark ? As far away as possible !
More silly stuff to come or email us with your favorite one-liner jokes@aquariumworld.net
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